"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'"

"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."

"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

"Well, you can't be trying to achieve success of any kind in this business without accepting that there's going to be a flip side to it."

"I worry that business leaders are more interested in material gain than they are in having the patience to build up a strong organization, and a strong organization starts with caring for their people."

"I can only speak for myself, and hope people hear my words and see me on television speaking for myself. And, hopefully, they'll be able to make their own judgment. And at the end of the day, I just want my work to speak for itself."

"No, there is literally nothing on the business side that I wouldn't sacrifice in a heartbeat to have an extra couple of hours' writing. Nothing."