"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

"The mother-child relationship is paradoxical and, in a sense, tragic. It requires the most intense love on the mother's side, yet this very love must help the child grow away from the mother, and to become fully independent."

"My family's lineage is five generations of artists who never made it."

"Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead."

"I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act."