"Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business."

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."

"Wisdom principle 83 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 24."

"When you master your attention, you master your entire perception of reality. Let this simple maxim guide your daily deeds — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"Wisdom principle 16 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 43."