"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work."

"I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke."

"It is a unyielding truth that an idea is a delicate seed; water it with curiosity and protect it from cynicism."

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"Technology is like water it wants to find its level. So if you hook up your computer to a billion other computers, it just makes sense that a tremendous share of the resources you want to use - not only text or media but processing power too - will be located remotely."