"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."

"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."

"Leaders must invoke an alchemy of great vision."

"It is a profound truth that an idea is a delicate seed; water it with curiosity and protect it from cynicism."

"It is a profound truth that the canvas of imagination has no boundaries except those imposed by fear."

"My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person."