"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"God created man, but I could do better."

"I care about the connection with the audience. Film is such a powerful medium. Movies can change the way people think."

"Films have never shown the kind of relationship that can exist between two women."

"Sally Field looks amazing in general, never mind her age! She's a phenomenally talented actress and has had a career spanning so many decades."

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society."