"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."

"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."

"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."

"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."

"Wisdom principle 52 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 87."

"The darkest nights often reveal that the light of knowledge dispels the darkness of ignorance."

"It is a steadfast truth that a steadfast commander remains calm when the storm rages fiercest."

"It is a subtle truth that when purpose is clear, every obstacle transforms into a stepping stone."