Money Quotes

"If there's something that can be formulated, regulated, give you security, then nobody would lose money. Every movie would be successful. And that's certainly not the case."

"To make the most of your money, I recommend sticking with mutual funds that don't charge a commission when you buy or sell."

"Never, ever invest money that you will need prior to three to five years - minimum."

"If you're not staying on top of your money, you are putting your financial well-being at risk."

"Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings."

"I always say, 'People first, then money, then things.'"

"They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window."

"I mean, Dodd-Frank is strangling small community banks. It doesn't make any difference what the interest rate is. They're not - they're not going to loan the money because they can't make any money for one thing plus the cost of compliance."

"As Americans, we realize that there is no taxpayer money that wasn't first earned through the sweat and toil of one of our citizens."

"You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me."

"We are used to female writers who use their private lives as unmitigated material being somewhat hormonal this somehow 'excuses' what might be seen as a highly unfeminine ability to turn their personal upsets into money."

"From paying off friends' tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing &pound20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I can't get rid of my money fast enough."

"Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."

"I don't like begging money from producers."

"The foundation of a financial fresh start actually has nothing to do with money or specific financial dos and don'ts."

"Who would you want to be giving you advice? Somebody who doesn't have any money?"

"To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, don't need to be born into something or have money or have whatever product someone is hawking on you."

"Money is a poor man's credit card."