"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

"The most common objection that I hear to walking as exercise is that it's too easy, that only sweaty, strenuous activity offers real benefits. But there is abundant evidence that regular, brisk walking is associated with better health, including lower blood pressure, better moods and improved cholesterol ratios."

"They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, who was Standing Bear's uncle and a medicine man, had brought me back to life."

"One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks."

"You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It's the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer's and Parkinson's as well."