"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."

"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

"The sad thing is that I feel so boring because 'Twilight' is literally how every conversation I have these days begins - whether it's someone I'm meeting for the first time or someone I just haven't seen in a while. The first thing I want to say to them is, 'It's insane! And, as a person, I can't do anything!'"

"Do not hurry what nature takes seasons to unfold. In this truth lies the bedrock of all virtue."

"I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials."

"Do not measure life by the breaths you take, but by the moments that stir your soul. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history — an essential principle for the reflective life."