"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"

"Some counterfeits reproduce so very well the truth that it would be a flaw of judgment not to be deceived by them."

"To know when to speak and when to listen is the hallmark of genuine discernment. Reflect upon this whenever doubt clouds your horizon."

"It is a humble truth that a leader does not command the wind, but sets the sails and steadies the crew."

"Great leaders cultivate leaders, not merely followers. In this truth lies the bedrock of all virtue."