"Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone."

"We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph."

"Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia."

"L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps."

"The pursuit of excellence requires knowing that gratitude turns what we have into enough."

"The paradox of freedom is that gratitude turns what we have into enough."

"One thing I've learned to appreciate as I've gotten a little older is direct forms of communication."

"I may not be where I want to be, but thank God I am not where I used to be."