"Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room."

"I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?"

"Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long."

"If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it."

"A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future."

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

"That writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time."

"You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt the cards that you're dealt. I realised it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself."