"It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races."

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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

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"You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation."

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"A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite."

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"Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food."

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"Robotics are beginning to cross that line from absolutely primitive motion to motion that resembles animal or human behavior."

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"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

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"Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve."

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"I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat."

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"The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should be done by him with a whole-hearted and strenuous effort."

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"After the horse dance was over, it seemed that I was above the ground and did not touch it when I walked."

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"At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all."

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"I'm not particularly a feminist, but if you get women off the animal cycle of reproduction and give them some say in how many children they'll have, immediately the floor will rise."

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