Money Quotes

"Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets."

"Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabilities or make the money that you want without becoming very good at it."

"Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it a mistress, if thou knowest not."

"The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical."

"A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into."

"I call crony capitalism, where you take money from successful small businesses, spend it in Washington on favored industries, on favored individuals, picking winners and losers in the economy, that's not pro-growth economics. That's not entrepreneurial economics. That's not helping small businesses. That's cronyism, that's corporate welfare."

"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."

"Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life, and... the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use."

"We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not working because they had too little money, the poor because they had much."

"There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them."

"I have a lot of money."

"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did."

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."

"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money."

"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money."

"To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it."

"Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea."

"Nothing is so strongly fortified that it cannot be taken by money."

"The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none."

"I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors."